GO DIE.
Love always (and by love always I mean with loath eternally),
Wally
P. S. Stephanie Meyers (sp? I don't care enough to check), you made your buck, now CUT THE SHIT.
P. P. S. Teenage novels with not-so-secret religious agendas are SO PASSÉ...so passé that THEY WERE NEVER IN.
P. P. P. S. It doesn't even make sense. Vampires can't have babies. DUH. No one turns 80 year olds into vampires. How are there legit old people vampires!?!?
P. P. P. P. S. When you die a slow and painful death, Twilight series, can you take Taylor Swift with you?
People actually become violent when I point out the character flaws of Edward. Like that he doesn't have any and is therefore a shallow and uninteresting character.
ReplyDeleteThey just go on and on about how much they love him.
Well shit, if I draw fangs on a rock and write the word LOVE ME on it, would you make out with it?
Ugh. And people got pissed when my man Steve said that she sucked at writing.