Monday, March 9, 2009

I don't know why y'all actin' like this!

(My girlfriend already saw the movie.  She said they don't even stay together in the end.)  <3333

So against my proper notions of sanity, I watched Dancing with the Stars.  I have to say that I just don't understand why they're so stressed about it, nor why Shawn Johnson would go on.  You won a fucking Gold Medal...WHY!?  No way my girl Nastia would go on DWTS.  NUH UH.  (Unless there's a Russian edition...)  But watch, Shawn'll probably win.  & Denise Richards...did you seriously cry?  DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME!?  Wait...I already knew that answer.  (ABC just prompted that question two days in a row.  WHOA!)  

Anyway, to the important stuff...Holly Madison (of The Girls Next Door if you're somehow not aware) is fucking THIN.  Like I knew she was on the thin side, but she looked incredibly small tonight.  Geez.  I feel bad...I always though Bridget looked chunky, but she's probably just a human being...who might've slept with Hugh Hefner.  All together now:  EW!  I mean, yeah he's rich...but SHIT.  I just don't know.  Maybe 20 years ago...but not now.  I'm not looking to be jumpin' some octogenarian.  Puh-lease, I'm not that cheap.  

Anyway, at least Holly's not Rose-Byrne-on-Damages-Channeling-Ally-McBeal-thin.  Rose-PLEASE EAT A SANDWICH.  Yes, your miniscule frame makes me feel your grief...but it also makes me feel fat.  Stop it.  Cut the shit.  Or else Glenn will kill you.  

1 comment:

  1. ima go ahead and say... 20 years ago?! more like 50. lmao. Thats terrible, he isn't that old... well actually, yes he is, but i agree--i am not that cheap either.. well maybe he could persuade me with money, but my tits are real. I don't think he goes for that. hah.

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