Pick up on THIS.

Today was like show explosion for me.  I watched last night's Damages via iTunes and OMGz the last 5 minutes.  Shit, I thought I was like having a heart attack or orgasming.  Okay not at all, I certainly know the difference, but I mean, c'mon!  That was intense.  I just wanna know what's up!!!  DAMMIT.  I wish I were as close to Glenn as I am to mah girl B.  Because I think Glenn must be such a sweetie, and she could advance me the episodes.  She knows how much I love the show and how I generate such press for it.  She'd be like, "Wally, please, I'm ashamed you asked.  You know I love you, babe."  And then we'd make out and watch the last few episodes hand-in-hand.  But since my fantasies never come true, I'll have to wait a few weeks more.

Meanwhile, Ugly Betty is trying to weasel back into my heart!  Mary J. and I were all like "Bitch, back the fuck up!  I said no more drama in my life!"  And UB was like "BUT I wanna be a drama now!  A dramedy?  C'mon!"  There were shanks drawn, it was ugly.  I almost had to pull a Li'l Kim and lie when my entourage shot show bitches up...which would've gotten me onto Dancing with the Stars.  Fuck!  But I didn't.  And now UgBet is definitely getting a little bit funnier.  Vanessa Williams is a dream.  She's got such an amazing body, I can't even believe it.  And funny, too!  Such a dream.  Too often funny girls look like Lisa Lampinelli instead of my idol Madeline Kahn.

And Grey's was kinda decent, too.  Shocker!  I liked the fact that there was some progress in the Izzie storyline.  That shit was getting to be the Dave Williams syndrome on ABC.  But we got SOMEWHERE.  We know what she has.  FINALLY.  And DAMN, my sources were off.  But who would've guessed that?  C'mon.

Anyway, too much sitting!  Too many shows in a row.  GAH.  It's time to bust a move.  Hit it Spinderella!