Second, apparently my vivid dreams may mean that I'm pregnant or getting too much vitamin B6! I mean, that's just illogical. I don't take supplements dammit! But this article said something about taking control of your dreams, and that sounds just amazing. I can just picture it now: chocolate fountains, lots of sex, Beyoncé, Ella and I scatting. Ugh. Sign me up!!!!!! I'd be on that shit like herpes on Bret Michaels. (Which, BTWz, Rock of Love Bus girls, I really really really hope you use protection. Maybe even a dental dam. Because although normally I think dental dams are a little ridiculous, I wouldn't be surprised if you had open sores in your mouths and he had potentially 4 STDs...allegedly.)
Which sort of brings me to my final point...this was the Yahoo! headline: "Popular reality show gets busted for illegal activity"--it was that History Channel nonsense Ax Men. Hold up, popular? Please. And how is it that out of all the crazy reality shows on TV that's the one that gets busted?! C'mon. COME ON. Although I did recently read that there were fights at a recent NYC Top Model audition. Priceless.
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