Mad about Madeline

Dearest Moey,

       I feel obliged to bring to your attention that very VERY few people can actually pull off vibrant color streaks in their hair.  However, you are the exception.  In fact, I have remarked just this, on several occasions.  I'll see several people on campus with various Crayola hues dyed into their hair, and I'll just think, "Wow, you, sirs, suck ass.  I think Moey's the only one who can pull it off around here."  And then, of course, I laugh at said person on the inside and go eat a cookie.  Trust me, Moey, I'm a man of my word.  Hence my first post being all about you.  

Love always,

Wally

P.S. So they measure it, make some marks, and then put a clamp on it.  The needle's hollow so the bar can fit inside.  Then they shove the needle through.  Pulling the needle out, the bar remains, and they screw on the two balls.  Repeat.  : )