So against my proper notions of sanity, I watched Dancing with the Stars. I have to say that I just don't understand why they're so stressed about it, nor why Shawn Johnson would go on. You won a fucking Gold Medal...WHY!? No way my girl Nastia would go on DWTS. NUH UH. (Unless there's a Russian edition...) But watch, Shawn'll probably win. & Denise Richards...did you seriously cry? DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME!? Wait...I already knew that answer. (ABC just prompted that question two days in a row. WHOA!)
Anyway, to the important stuff...Holly Madison (of The Girls Next Door if you're somehow not aware) is fucking THIN. Like I knew she was on the thin side, but she looked incredibly small tonight. Geez. I feel bad...I always though Bridget looked chunky, but she's probably just a human being...who might've slept with Hugh Hefner. All together now: EW! I mean, yeah he's rich...but SHIT. I just don't know. Maybe 20 years ago...but not now. I'm not looking to be jumpin' some octogenarian. Puh-lease, I'm not that cheap.
Anyway, at least Holly's not Rose-Byrne-on-Damages-Channeling-Ally-McBeal-thin. Rose-PLEASE EAT A SANDWICH. Yes, your miniscule frame makes me feel your grief...but it also makes me feel fat. Stop it. Cut the shit. Or else Glenn will kill you.
ima go ahead and say... 20 years ago?! more like 50. lmao. Thats terrible, he isn't that old... well actually, yes he is, but i agree--i am not that cheap either.. well maybe he could persuade me with money, but my tits are real. I don't think he goes for that. hah.
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