Do you see what you do to me?

Dear Diet Coke,

I've missed you so much.  I'm so glad we've been reunited.  With two finals left and not much sleep, the stress was just too much to resist your charms.  Your chic silver can, that adorable cursive 'Diet,' and the fact that you're not pretentious enough to call yourself Diet Coca-Cola—Oh!—you just won me over.  I know that you're so wrong for me and this will just end in heartbreak, but I don't care.  Let's cherish the moment.

Love always,

Wally